Hot or Hot A** Mess? Miss South Africa's evening gown!

Miss Universe is the equivalent to the Superbowl/WorldCup/NBAchampionships for pageant super fans around the world. The contest will be be held in Las Vegas on December 19 with 88 of the most beautiful women from the entire Universe! As you may know, I will be interviewing the reigning Miss Universe, Angolan beauty Leila Lopes tomorrow at the NYC pageant headquarters. Super excited about that, Leila is so awesome! But just this morning, I came across articles of Miss South Africa Melinda Bam who will competing in the pageant in a few weeks. Seems the blond bombshell released pictures of her evening gown and national gown. Friends, I am underwhelmed by her selections. She is a gorgeous girl but this gown is a little matronly (even with the boob action) I am not digging it. I've judged and competed in pageants, this gown isn't Miss Universe-worthy. Watch how the Brazilian/Venezueleans/PuertoRicand bring it. They don't play around! What do you think of her dress, hot or hot a** mess?